Once Angel wore a costume reflecting her nickname, only there was a devil tail sticking out beneath the snowy white fabric. It was super cute, but sometimes I think quite appropriate.
Running a 5K has been on my to-do list for awhile. It isn’t that difficult for me to run three miles, but I am a leisurely runner, and never put much effort into running at a more respectable race pace. My buddy, Angel, suggested we run the Dirty Girl 5K Mud Run together. I figured it would cross something off my list, and the idea of playing in the mud appealed. I don’t know what I was thinking.
I practiced running outside somewhat erratically the weeks before. Angel on the other hand got swamped at work, and had a vacation coming up. She didn’t have time to practice at all, said that she was going to let the race train her. Since she’s barely of legal age, and I am quite legal, I figured we were well matched with this type of training plan. I intermittently ran too much (and then spent days not running and whining how much it hurt) and Angel went off on a cruise to Mexico.
Race day dawned bright, sunny, and unseasonably hot. There was music, DJ’s, and crowds of women. Lots of pink running clothes, lots of tutus, and feather boas. Angel and I had gone in fashionable hot pink, but practical spandex pants. (Spandex and synthetics are the choice for mud runs, mud adheres to cotton, causing it to expand and sag. If you want to keep your clothes on, I’d suggest synthetics.)
The Dirty Girl posts your pictures automatically to social media, even while you’re still running the race. You can opt out of this feature, especially if you wear cotton clothing. One team wore diapers, I kid you not. Fortunately I did not see them once they hit the mud, but if you’ve ever seen a wet diaper, you may see the problem. I have no idea how they finished the race having surely lost their diapers in a mud hole somewhere.
The afternoon races were far too crowded to run more than a few steps now and then. The ground was muddy as we began; just a few puddles and soft spots, easy to maneuver around. I was determined to keep my shoes dry for as long as possible, to ensure easier running. There was a bridge to crawl under right off, easily done in a squat, but then we hit the first real mud. Black, thick, and heavy, it was the kind that would suck your sneakers right off your feet. In fact it did just that to several women who braved going right down the middle. I cheated and went along the sides. Angel got ahead of me. She made a beeline straight through the middle of everything and somehow managed not to lose her shoes.
Then we hit the first serious puddle. It was more of a pond. The muddy water came up over your shoes, and Angel grabbed my hand and dragged me through the worst of it, ensuring soaked shoes for the rest of the race. The next watering hole had no way around; you had to go straight through. There were thick ropes tied overhead to hold onto, and we soon learned why. It was above waist-deep and the bottom was littered with rocks and wood. It was necessary to hold on so as not to trip. This is where your cotton pants would become a big problem. After crawling out of that hole, we hit a patch of slippery, slick, wet mud. Running around a corner, I lost my footing and went down. The other women are terrific. Anyone who falls or gets hurt gets a hand up, and encouragement to suck it up and continue. I loved it.
After the race the lines to shower were very long. Angel and I decided to go to the hotel to wash up. I worried they wouldn’t let us in, but they did. When I finally stood inside a shower and peeled my mud-infested clothing off, about two cups of little pebbles scattered into the hotel shower. I have no idea how they got inside my clothes. We'd donated our shoes at the end of the race, and tossed our socks into the trash. Nothing would clean those, but for the most part all clothes were ruined. We’d planned for an epic dinner, at a nice restaurant. What we ended up doing was lying in our hotel beds and ordering pizza delivered to the room.
What is the dumbest fun thing you’ve ever done? I’d like to hear about your adventures too!
* Denotes photos from Dirty Girl site
* Denotes photos from Dirty Girl site
That sounds like it was a blast! Those pictures were awesome.ReplyDelete
I did the Dirty Dash a few years ago, when mud runs were really starting to come out. It was a 10k, and it was killer. I definitely made the mistake of wearing a cotton shirt... cuz I'm cool like that, and I was at over 5,500 feet elevation, in the mud. It was a tough run. And it was awesome!
We have the Dirty Dash here (no Dirty Girl), but I've never done it. I don't know many runners, and the ones I do know are INSANE and I'd never survive next to them.ReplyDelete
I'm more of a hiker...and I would definitely call hiking Mount Masada dumb and fun. Mostly dumb though.
Aside from that...I may have blocked out the other dumb fun things I've done so I don't chicken out when doing them again ;)
It sounds just like a day in the life of 8 yo LaDonna. Of course with a wild fantasy story intertwining the events. :)ReplyDelete
I had flash backs of childhood while I read your post.
Crazy things...hmmm. I guess climbing a water tower in freezing sleet in Alaska would count. But we were awarded with a view of the aurora borealis at the end of the night. So it was all ggggoooood...*shivers at the memory.
You Rock, Steph! That sounded a heck of a lot muddier than Tough Mudder! Woah! Great pics. Can't believe you're ready to do it again. I crossed T M off my list. I'm good.ReplyDelete