|Photo Credit: Stephanie Karfelt|
Guess I need to get bangs.
And really big sunglasses.
Your eyebrows are fine. Leave them alone.
The adhesive in sanitary napkins only sticks to two things, and we both know that cloth isn't one of those.
Whoever put hooks in the back of sports bras obviously never really exercises/wears one.
Mascara will make you sneeze. I think it was formulated by a guy going through an ugly divorce.
That same guy designed baby strollers.
Lip plumper will get on your tongue.
Candy bars and diet soda just go together.
Like Salad and Cookies.
(Fashion is a mean-girl.)