Sunday, October 30, 2016

Happy Halloween Witches! I Have a Surprise for You!

Happy Halloween, Free, Last chance, Karfelt,
The Glitter Globe/S.R. Karfelt

If you saw how much candy I’ve been stockpiling, you’d never suspect I’m a bit anti-sugar. It’s been many Halloweens since anyone has ventured to my house deep in the forest primeval and breached my writer moat. I’ve created a night-writer’s paradise here in the shire, but on Halloween it kind of bums me out. I always have full-size candy bars AND glow sticks, but all I’ve gotten for my effort is crickets.

This year that’s all about to change.

This year I’ve been promised an epic Halloween involving 400 Trick or Treaters. I'm willing to breach my own moat for that! I've been prepping for this event for weeks now.

Because 400?! That requires at least 1,200 pieces of candy, right? Amiright?

This means pumpkins, autumn leaves, black bean soup, glow sticks galore, and bag after bag of candy! (Only some of them are banana/apple chips.) I’ve stocked up on stickers, feather boas, and even face paint in all the most shocking colors. I’m ready to FAKE being an extrovert for possibly FOUR hours!

And you’re invited to join in the fun because I made something just for you! It’s a book, of course, because you didn’t think I actually baked or anything did you? And I can't mail you candy because I'd have to actually go to the post office and mail something. I’d have to talk to people if I did that. In person. With spoken words.

No silly! It’s a FREE copy of BITCH WITCH! Whaaaaaa?! This took some serious finagling. Free books are quickly becoming a thing of the past, but in celebration of the spirit of Halloween (read FUN and GAMES baby), everyone gets a book.

Yes, you get a book, and you get a book! Everyone gets a BOOK.

This extravaganza lasts two days only. Sunday and Monday! And then Bitch Witch will never again be free for everyone. I’m excited about this, because this book will make you laugh out loud. What other Halloween treat can offer you that?

S.R. Karfelt, free book, Halloween, Witch, witches
The Glitter Globe/S.R. Karfelt, The Glitter Globe, Bitch Witch
But it's so easy to get into the Halloween spirit. Autumn is one of my favorite seasons. I have three, but this is the only one that involves too much sugar and a free book! It doesn't matter how old you are, there's just something magical about Trick or Treat, isn't there?
And enjoy your time with Sarah Archer, I certainly did. Happy Halloween! 

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