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That’s a great picture of you. You don’t look anything like that.
Did you lose weight? You kinda need to.
You look younger. You’re old.
Do you feel okay? Cause you sure don’t look it.
What do you do? It’s time to categorize you.
Do you have any children? I hope you’ve done something productive with your life, because your job isn’t very impressive.
Are you married? If asked by the same sex it means, let’s see if we have anything in common. If asked by the opposite sex, you’re going to take it as a compliment no matter what they mean.
Where are you from? It’s time to rate your IQ and make rash assumptions. (It’s true, think Texas, Cleveland, or California – told ya.)
I’m sorry, do I know you? Why are you talking to me?
Thank you so much, you have a great day and come back soon! Thanks for buying stuff here, come back when you have some more money.
Can I help you? What do you want/Spend money or leave.
Your kids all look like you. Shallow gene pool.
Do you have a dog? I do and if you don’t there is nothing more we need to say to each other.
It was another night of deep thoughts. My mind wanders during edits. Do you have anything to add to my list?