|Photo Credit: Stephanie Karfelt|
Since I live pretty much in Amish Country, when I travel I tend to go overboard. Normally I’m quite content with some fresh apples, old jeans, and writing my current story. Then I get out in the great big sparkly world! Whenever I travel I manage to find time to stock up on shtuff. From lip balm and lotion (The Body Shop, Oh Baby) to sparkly lanyards for conferences, and – yes – I admit it! I had a fling with The Cheesecake Factory. Oh, it was just salads off their Skinnylicious Menu. Salad is about the best food on earth, and Orange County seems to have mastered the art. Okay fine, my fling may have involved blueberry cheesecake and tiramisu cheesecake (so far). May as well own it, you’ll know anyway because there will be no full body shots on Facebook for awhile. Right now I just hope I can still fit in coach for the trip home. Don’t think I’m kidding. It doesn’t take much to tip the scales.
Dear Hubby is here with me, wrestling for space on the 2’x2’ hotel desk. Since the conference is one of his, he usually wins. I sit on the bed with my dinner cheesecake and poke fun at the Optical Fiber Conference. He patiently explains Silicon Photonics Design again (I think, I just pretend to listen) and he pretends to look at my new sparkly lanyard. As an intelligent, 21st Century man he doesn’t make any comment about the cheesecake, even though he is well aware that he will be forced to share in my cottage cheese, yogurt penance. Poor guy, he’s lactose intolerant. Let the record show that marriage isn’t easy.
|My awesome sparkly lanyard!|
The next day I posted something smarmy about the cheerleading conference on Facebook. A friend from primary school saw it and replied that she was at it with her daughter. Yay! A for real yay, isn’t that serendipitous? This conference is about thirty or forty states away from our grade school state. So I ducked out of the engineering conference, and managed to slide through the crowd of billions of cheerleaders and found her. Caught the tail end of the awards ceremony while we caught up. That is a challenging catch up, you know? "Since fifth grade I got married, had children, and I still wile away my time writing stories." My friend moved to a sunny place, and had two children with cool names, one of whom is an award wining cheerleader. She drives through hideous traffic to spend the day watching billions of cheerleaders and keeps right on smiling with those awesome dimples that I remembered. How would you sum up your life in a few sentences? What have you been doing since grade school? Are you still smiling your awesome smile?
Let's see, since grade school...ReplyDelete
I moved seven times, dated every jerk on the east coast, married Satan, had a child, divorced Satan, moved again, worked in every conceivable field, swore off men, remarried, moved again, went through a trial-separation, moved again, started dating husband #2 again, moved again, had another kid, moved again, then moved again, decided to homeschool the kids, moved again, joined roller derby, retired from roller derby, got Saved, got Baptized, decided to go back to college (again), started a dog rescue, lost most of what was left of my mind, and kept writing... through it all.
Hmm, since grade school I ...ReplyDelete
Went to Junior High.
Just kidding! I'm not that young. I graduated college with an Applied Science degree and a certification in Surgical Technology. Then I decided I'd rather work for a non-profit organization (that is, my church) as the Executive Assistant to the Lead Pastor.
Oh, and I write. Hopefully...sometimes I'm lazy.
But that's it.
I haven't gotten that far yet ;)
Yikes, at my age a summary would look more like a novella. Let's see if I can do a RD condensed version.ReplyDelete
I crawl, I walk, I run, I fly, I fall. I crawl, I walk, I run, I fly, I fall. I crawl, I walk, I walk, I walk...
That pretty much sums it up! :)