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- You are contacting a large impersonal corporation. They don’t know who you are or what you want. Provide all data.
- You will be speaking to the minions of a large impersonal corporation. They don’t know who you are or what you want either. Again, provide all data.
- Minions work in customer service. They know you’re not happy. Neither are they. Be polite.
- That doesn’t mean you can’t play with the minions. This is sucking up your time, so you might as well have some fun with it. Just remember you’re a minion too, so play nice.
- Now, what exactly is this All Data you need to provide?
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