Got your running shoes on?
Once Upon a Time…I worked with a guy who was flat out certain that the end of the world would happen within months. He saw all the signs, and the then President had some telltale mark. During the workday while I designed power point presentations, he’d whisper about the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse. Let’s call my old work buddy BM for short. I have my reasons. Whenever I couldn’t take it anymore I’d make bets with him. “BM? Betcha it doesn’t end by Friday.” “You’ll see and then you’ll know I was right.” As if that is how it would work, as if my first thought (last thought?) as the sun exploded would be, “Golly, BM was right! Silly me!”
Perhaps I should be ashamed to admit I took advantage. At the time I considered it to be a perk for listening to the clap trap. Once BM had to shell out for chocolate cake for our whole group if the world didn’t end by his latest date, apparently he’d had a glitch in his calculations, so he paid for the cake and moved the date. When that date came and went he ended up having to treat those who sat nearest him to dinner, at an exclusive restaurant that none of us could afford. (He didn’t mind, because since the world was ending, he didn’t have to worry about money.) Wonder what he’s doing now…and I hope he hasn’t spent all the time since, worrying.
Now it is the Mayan calendar (coupled with the pop culture phenomenon of bringing tidbits of information that few of us really have any clue about) that creates something new to stress over. This is one of those things I just don’t worry about. What is the point in worrying about things nobody on the planet can control? Though, I admit I did use it as an excuse not to clean my attic this fall. Dear Hubby just rolled his eyes. (Note to self: Come up with another excuse for spring.) Recently a frustrated, professional worrier said to me, “What will you do if the world ends and you didn’t even know it was coming?!” Really? That is kind of my game plan.
Still it brings up some interesting philosophies. If the world was going to end, what would you do differently? Since everyone’s world ends eventually, I figure it is a question to consider. Is there something you’d really like to change in your life? Right now the only thing that I would do differently – if the world was ending tomorrow – is to eat an enormous diabetes-inducing pile of Christmas chocolate. After that I’d spend my last minutes on earth nauseous. Nauseous would make the ending easier to take I think. That is my theory anyway. What’s yours?
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