Friday, November 11, 2011

Whipped Cream Puff


Some people shouldn’t be left alone, unsupervised with a can of Reddi-whip in the vicinity, because even if one of these people I’m referring to eats healthy the bulk of the time – subsisting mostly on whole grains and green leafy vegetables – sooner or later latent fat cells will hijack their brain and demand sugar and fat be downloaded into the system as fast as you can say ‘aerosol can’ yet (perhaps you’ve read about these speaking fat cells, if so you are already aware that they are quite loud and difficult to ignore) cleverly disregarding their demands by offering an apple or carrot will result in their slinking back into their fat pants with their tails between their chubby legs afraid to ask for anything more lest something green gets shoved their way and they lose even more biological ground; but if they receive something to expand their territory, something to delight their appetites, something as appealing and one would think deliciously appeasing as a hit of straight-up sugar and cream laden real whipped cream - it will backfire like any ransom payment and they will surge forth, multiplying and dividing and growing and singing the praises of establishments that unethically sell spectacular decadent desserts late into the night that could easily provide further political gain for the secret unethical mission of ever-expanding minions of adipose tissue.

4 comments:

  1. Phew, stop, take a breath, woman! You've tired me out just reading it!

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  2. Perhaps the dark chocolate covered expresso beans were a mistake... perhaps I'll get some sleep in a couple of days... I remember now why I don't consume caffeine though!

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  3. cute! i'm convinced that my fourth daughter "the baby" is a sweet tooth after at the age of four months, hubby decided to squeeze a generous amount of whipped cream into her wide mouthed smile. yes, her smile got wider when her taste buds kicked in. And there you have it. Basic instructions on how to create a life-long sugar addict! :)

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  4. Raj! I found dark chocolate covered pomegranates! Yee-ay. They are waiting for Christmas morning. Thanksgiving gluttony must be atoned for before they can be properly enjoyed.

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