tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post7339586127141357181..comments2024-03-22T08:15:27.183-04:00Comments on The Glitter Globe: NamelyS.R. Karfelthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13883350104178044005noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-46011880827144115042013-04-10T23:18:04.700-04:002013-04-10T23:18:04.700-04:00When I first got married, I found out the history ...When I first got married, I found out the history behind my husband's name. Truly they are "Douglas" but there was this whole war and killing and thus they were dubbed "Kill Gore" by the native tribes. Long story short... I hated it. I thought, how awful. I should be Donna Douglas. Who knew that I was meant to be a suspense/thriller/serial killer type writer with the last name KILGORE. I like it. I like it a lot. ^,^ I use my first and middle name (no last name) when I write poetry. I've toyed with using the first letter of my first name spelled out as Dee with some last name only I'd understand, should I ever go off onto a wild-tangent genre. I've debated the whole "do I need a new name" for writing YA? Maybe I do. I haven't found it yet. So, for now, I remain D.M. Kilgore, writing thrillers to keep you up all night with the lights on. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-61064962534719416252013-04-10T08:32:10.003-04:002013-04-10T08:32:10.003-04:00You must have been thinking about me when you wrot...You must have been thinking about me when you wrote this. I have only had two last names, but man are they doozies.<br /><br />The maiden name contained a large portion of the alphabet which tends to throw people off from the get go. It's just too much work to use all those letters so they just guess and usually wrong. It had the added benefit of being Irish but not of the usual O'..., Fitz... or Mc... way. In fact, I had to prove my membership to the tribe frequently even though I am first generation American. Then, of course there was the matter of the name being associated with the Norman invasion of Ireland and the fact that, saints preserve us, we are not Catholic. My father was - long, ugly story. Then, of course, the name was fodder for school children in the fact that the part of your anatomy you sit on could be inserted or flatulence was brought to mind by the mere pronunciation. And my mother thinks I spent my teenage years going by my first name because I was vain!<br /><br />Then I met the Fisher King and thought, "Score!" Only six letters, built in tribe, certain cache in the community - what could go wrong! Little did I know those six letters could be so screwed up.<br /><br />First there is the nationality issue which makes for fun times when your kids have Heritage Day at school. "No kids, you are not American Indian no matter what Pap Pap says. As close as I can figure he is either Slovak or Carpathian-Rusyn and, unfortunately, I think it's the latter. No I don't know what their traditional dress or food is. I'd look to Dracula, or Uncle Vlad as we like to call him, for clues. Just say your Irish. They won't believe that either."<br /><br />Then there's the spelling. I am pretty sure the ancestors were either poor, cheap or stubborn. Probably a combination of all three. When the ancestors arrived at Ellis Island, I am sure there was a "What the H... is that?" moment. It could have gone either way, but someone was too cheap to pay the bribe and buy more vowels. So my poor children play sports which involve having their names in the newspaper semi-frequently. "I know honey, it was a great catch and I am sorry they didn't even spell your name right. You should have seen the time they spelled dad's name like ..." Geez, they could be playing in the Super Bowl and wouldn't get their name spelled right. Oh wait, that happened to their uncle. Recently, I was at my long-time doctor's office and was asked for the spelling of my last name so they could retrieve my records. After spelling it three times and watching her write it wrong three times, she says, "I can't find any records for you." "Well, that is because you are incapable of listening and writing at the same time." People ask you to spell it and then write it the way they think it should be. Gets really old after a while.<br /><br />Then there is the pronunciation issue. The Fisher King regularly hangs up on people who mispronounce it thinking they are telemarketers. Not a good thing when you run your own business and they could be new customers who have no clue what to do with those six letters. Non-traditional consonant blends really throw people. I love when we get Mr. Osko. Makes me laugh every time!<br /><br />Sorry for the length. You obviously touched a nerve, but you've been there through it all! Thanks for letting me vent.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Melnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-8111580621281246252013-04-09T22:36:05.437-04:002013-04-09T22:36:05.437-04:00Once, a friend misspelled my first name 7 times wh...Once, a friend misspelled my first name 7 times while trying to say goodnight. I think she was tired. :P<br />my names are pretty easy to spell, it's the pronunciation that trips people up.<br />Call Me Heretichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00083173239961615819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-22355296636441011942013-04-08T21:55:29.859-04:002013-04-08T21:55:29.859-04:00JeffT - When I started reading that, I wondered wh...JeffT - When I started reading that, I wondered what obscure French pronunciation you had. But none. La FERNey is obvious, and all I know about French is that you take the T sound out and insert it in odd places. That might not be right, but that's how I like to do it. S.R. Karfelthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13883350104178044005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-64154678210460622252013-04-08T21:52:24.246-04:002013-04-08T21:52:24.246-04:00Wayne - That was very clever of your father to giv...Wayne - That was very clever of your father to give you a "B" name. I hadn't considered prime shelf space. If I had, maybe I'd have wanted to drop the K entirely and go as Aarfelt. I like. Kinda pirately. S.R. Karfelthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13883350104178044005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-73200471912470640062013-04-08T20:41:38.561-04:002013-04-08T20:41:38.561-04:00My one and only last name is LaFerney. People who ...My one and only last name is LaFerney. People who are French or educated can pronounce it. All others don't seem able. I'm always frustrated on sales calls. I'm certain those telemarketers or whatever they're called have a call list with my name spelled laferney or LAFERNEY because if that weren't so, SOMEONE would pronounce it right just once. Instead, I always get a "Mr. Laugh erny?" I never laugh. Sometimes I just hang up. Sometimes I say, "Mr. La FERNey." Sometimes they say, "I'm sorry." Sometimes they don't-so I hang up. Sometimes they do and they say, "I'm sorry, Mr. LAUGHerny." And I hang up. Why is it that everyone else who has a capital letter in the middle of their name can get a correct pronunciation except me? The Red Penhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17592028875791966803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-35970027105577147012013-04-08T20:40:55.502-04:002013-04-08T20:40:55.502-04:00Ouch. Never thought of that many names. Guess I li...<br />Ouch. Never thought of that many names. Guess I lived a boring life.<br /><br />Karfelt largely sounds good. Though if this was the days of physical books, you'd want to pick a last name that starts with an "A" to ensure prime shelf space. A "B" is almost as good, which my father was kind enough to provide.<br /><br />Wayne<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18354974465136846413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4891315061138069736.post-1647570478152786362013-04-08T20:39:30.485-04:002013-04-08T20:39:30.485-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18354974465136846413noreply@blogger.com