Saturday, December 15, 2012

Tasty Tidbits

Glass Candy! Photo by Stephanie Karfelt


Pop Quiz - Glitter Globe Style


1.      State your birth order. (Oldest)

2.      Do you think the above matters?  (My twenty month head start has imbibed me with vast knowledge. You can never catch up.)

3.      If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?  (My Mom’s dog.)

4.      If you could be/marry any character from Lord of the Rings, who would you be/marry?  (I’d be Rosie and I’d marry Samwise.)

5.      Favorite dream job?  (Writer/Captain of the Enterprise.)

6.      If you could excel at any sport, what would it be?  (Gymnastics.)

7.      If you had to incorporate one food into every meal for the rest of your life, what would you pick?  (Crispin Apples. I’m the Bubba Gump of Crispin Apples. “Apple oatmeal, apple slices with peanut butter, apple pie, apple crisp, apple turnovers, apple stir-fry, caramel apples, apple ‘n squash soup, apple with quinoa, apple ice-cream, apples…”)

8.      What is your favorite cake?  (Cake!)

9.      Frosting or not?  (Yes.)

10.  If you could bestow one gift on mankind, what would it be?  (Enough.)

11.  One curse?  (Tails.)

12.  Best technology ever?  (Writing.)

13.  Worst technology ever?  (Television.)

14.  If you could institute one rule that everyone had to follow forever?  (Listen more than we talk. You learn an awful lot.)

15.  Do you believe in naps?  (This can be a deal breaker in relationships. Naps are the key to world domination, my cat told me that. I think in smaller doses they’re the key to happiness.)

16.  Do you like cats?  (No, but it’s okay because they don’t like me.)

17.  Do you like dogs?  (Yes.)

18.  Do you like armadillos?  (Yes, but they kind of creep me out face to face. I think they look like pill bugs.)

19.  Would you rather be a brilliant dancer or singer?  (Singer. I can pretend I’m a brilliant dancer; I don’t really care what you think. But I can hear myself sing.)

20.  Have you ever committed a felony?  (Not in this universe.)

21.  In general, do you think men and women think differently?  (Yes, but we’re not supposed to say it out loud.)

22.  Do you say things out loud that you’re not supposed to say?  (Yes.)

23.  Do you like snow?  (If it never snowed where I am, I might consider a long distance friendship.)

24.  If you could do it all over again, would you?  (See me at the end.)

25.  What is your favorite age?  For yourself. (Now.)

26.  Do you like sitting beside children on airplanes?  (Yes, and I answer all their questions. You might not want to sit by us.)

27.  Do you lie?  (Yes. I figure if I say no that is probably a lie. I try not to.)

28.  Can you be trusted to guard a child’s chocolate Easter rabbit?  (Dark or milk? Okay, fine, no.)

29.  Do you like cars?  (No. But my Time Travel Jeep is fun. Did you know people who drive Jeeps wave at each other on the road?)

30.  Do you like to garden?  (Hypothetically.)

31.  Are you neat?  (No organizational skills whatsoever, it never mattered because I used to have a great memory. It matters now.)

32.  Do you like to shop?  (Hate. It.)

33.  Do you like books?  (Unnaturally.)

34.  Do you like gadgets?  (It is a love hate thing. Far more hate involved.)

35.  What is the key to happiness, in your opinion?  (Low expectations.)

36.  Deciduous or coniferous?  (Yes.)

37.  Do you like naked trees?  (Yes.)

38.  Do you like jewelry?  (I like sparkly things in a box on my dresser. I don’t like them to touch me.)

39.  Personal Kryptonite?  (Paper cuts and mice in the garage.)

40.  Is the glass half full or half empty?  (It’s actually more than half full because you wouldn’t fill it to the very top, it would spill.)

41.  How do you feel about apathy?  (I don’t really care. Joking!)

42.  How do you feel about reptiles?  (They should die. Except frogs.)

43.  What is your superpower?  (I write fiction.)

44.  If you could have any superpower what would it be?  (If I can only have one, I’ll stick with writing fiction, if I can have two, I’ll go with flying.)

45.  What is your favorite game?  (Water spit-tag. You will do everything in your power not to get tagged out.)

46.  Do you believe confession is good for the soul?  (I did it. I’m sorry.)

47.  Do you hold the door open for the person behind you in public?  (No. I slam it shut and hold it so they can’t follow me in.)

48.  Do cemeteries creep you out?  (No. I like them immensely.)

49.  If you died right now, what would you want your headstone to say?  (You’re next.)

50.  If you were to accidentally cremate yourself trying to light a childproof lighter, where would you want your ashes scattered?  (Sequoia National Forest next to the tree called President. Or tossed off the top of a Ferris Wheel. Either is good.)
Photo Credit:  Stephanie Karfelt
 
I do all the talking around here. How fair is that? I'd like to take a peek inside your sparkly head too. So I came up with this in-depth questionnaire. You can answer any of the questions that you want to answer, or all of them,* or none at all. That's the way we roll here in The Glitter Globe, rules shmules, tests optional. I'd just like to get to know you. (You likely realized my answers are the ones in parentheses.) If you do answer, feel free to color outside the lines. I know I sure do.
 
*The first two people who answer ALL the questions will win an Epic Slinky Dog.  Just be sure to leave me contact information. (And follow my blog, please!)
 
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